The Pipe Bomb!!!! Disclaimer: I am full and shit, so yes that smell is me. 1rst: I'd like to address an important issue that is coming up. The invasion is off, but only on a few conditions. The goof that everyone know's an Everclear wants a truce well I talked to him. Here's the deal he pays us $30 one time for our Domain fund and we let him be a member and call off the invasion. His membership is limited in that he is not gonna go to the BBQ and he's not gonna get the newsletter. (don't mention them to him K?, if he mentions them just say I dont have the information). Now he has agreed to be nice if everyone else is nice and so on and so forth. His IRC nick will be JT2000. Please let him live, cuz we need the money. He will only be a member after I get the money. Also I hear he might be a spy for a group called the REAPERS, so keep an eye on him. Don't let him know we know hehe. 2rstly: We still need money for our Domain, don't go sending money to us. First email me your donation lol, then email you back to where and how to send your money k? We really need money. So far with JT2000's donation and mine we are up to $60. I will keep a running tab of our total in the newsletter. Please donation even a dollar or something. 3rstly: I would like to thank Beowulf and Supadan for their paradies on my newsletter hehe. It gave me time off and stuff. I will probally only do a newsletter once or twice a week now, cuz I get tired and cranky and irritated and I"ve shot 50% of our members already so you know how it is. 4rstly: Here is the current status of the Contestants of the WEBSITE RACE or DIE!!!. Data is according to updates I have recieved: The - ends at the percent done Name: 0% 20% Dope% 80% 100% hell ----------- IMGLOWING --- Supadan ----------------------------------- phiberoptiks -- As you can see I have no idea what % Dope would be defined as. As for everyone else, You suck. thank you SQU -1 I'm not gonna do the BDay's in this issue cuz I don't want to. 423-43 We have a new enemy check the Hit/shit list for details. 527: Ok I have recently recieved many emails asking me to call off the invasion, well I was going to, but I figured why not get $30 out of it too lol. Neways, read Supadan's letter info on the BBQ. The date we will have to do this will be after June 15, maybe in mid july or something k? I am going to rent a truck and pick up ppl. If you need a ride or don't need a ride to Ca. Email me k? I need to know how many ppl I'm am gonna drive to see how many drivers we will need. For those of you living outside the US try to get a plane ticket or hack yourself one, or ask someone to. I will pick you up at the airport lol. 243-432 We still are looking for a good shell provider, if you find one, share the wealth with everyone (or just me). 548-23 As always if someone knows someone who hasn't been getting the newsletters and is supposed to "GET THEIR DAMN EMAIL AND GIVE IT TO ME" 528-234 Ok here is a list of shit I need for a project of mine lol. 1. Laptop 2. Satelite Codes or transmittor 3. Cellphone Try to get me these things lol. thank you 10: As always if you need a back issue email me with what issue(s) you want and I will be happy to emai you a copy. 43-3 I can't say this enough WE NEED MONEY. So email me with a possible donation. Thank you Oh well here is our Roster and hit/shit list Elite Bastards ------------------ For the sake of order Each Category goes into a Department and each founder heads one up. This way if you have trouble with a project or assignment you can report to the founder who is most trained in this field. And if you notice some of the founders are even under eachother's authority. To find out whose Dpt your in here is the key: D = DBone M= Merc. Iceman I = IMGLOWIN T = TROS E = ERGO *Founders* DBone - Dpt. of Program distribution and developement MercIceman - Covert operations Tros - Information and Security IMGLOWIN - Web Developement *Programmers*-D DBone MercIceman Asesino Ergo debug *Hacking*-M TerminalD DBone TiMbaLaND SublimE420 IMGLOWIN MercIceman debug *Warez*-D Disco_Stu Beowulf Freakazoid Ergo Imortal_X SublimE420 GDay ^pig^ Nike-Air *note* he is our cable modem corrior, U/l here *Phreaking*-E Ergo Master-t *Recruiters* GreatFire ***Everyone should be helping with this *Web Development*-I Disco_Stu IMGLOWIN Pantyhose_Taro Piett The_Warlo m00 debug phiberoptiks *Spys*-M []nFeRnO Ergo m00 MercIceman *Carders* Positions Avaliable *UNIX/LINUX Providers* D or M LordHackr *Cracking*-M Freakazoid Beowulf TiMbaLaND *NULL.Pointer Consultans*(Allies)-M Maxel StartX []StUeY[] *Channel Safety*-T david-naw hell Piett *Scripting*-D hell ImORtal_X AcId_BuRn Lark debug *News Letter* MercIceman *Information*-T Tros The_Warlo *Anarchy*- E Ergo DBone The_Warlo debug MercIceman fat *MP3* LordHackR Here are the current members of the group: DBone MercIceman Tros IMGLOWIN Disco_Stu Freakazoid Beowulf NIN_Swift Timbaland []nFeRnO Asesino LordHackr Piett TerminalD MaXel StartX Imortal_X David-naw hell SublimE420 []StUeY[] GDay ^pig^ GreatFire Pantyhose_Taro AcId_BuRn Ergo Master-t The_warlo m00 Lark debug D|ng0 phiberoptiks fat Nike-Air **Note If I have missed any names please tell me. HIT/SHIT LIST: Vince: IRC Jackass: Here's his currently known info: Target's IRC nick : Vince Target's Real Name : vince fitzwell morrison the III Target's Phone Number : 408-244-3191 Target's Home Address : 778 rainbow Drive California, San Diego, 99444 Target's Known Email Addy's : vince@bloodline.com, fr0sty@sprynet.com fun42@prodigy.net phr0zen@worlnet.att.net Target's Skills : graphics, html, hacking File .. Ended Next is the faggot mother shit: *Tyler, Jack AKA Lazyguy 6247 Bekcer way Paradise, CA 95969 Phone: (530)872-7354 * Be sure to get the map to his house, if we invade or if you want to launch missles at him. [DNA] He lives near Madison, Ontario. []nfrared FLIGHT email: jayjay@mail.nconnect.net,crazy1001@hotmail.com,flightXHN@hotmail.com name: James Fogarty phone: (905) 637-0791 he hangs on EFnet and he is a member of a group called JUDGEMENT DARK_ENFORCER on lasierra.pe.net He's an ADMIN of the server and hes a 14 yr old Quotes of the whenever A poem by Merc. Iceman "Yes I am mentally ill, but that's ok. My mommy loves me anyway" -- Merc. Iceman "SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!" -- Founders of Elite bastards and that guy in that movie Make sure you keep an eye on JT2000. I won't let him in without the money but still. Your friend, idol and god Merc. Iceman