The Pipe Bomb!!!!! Ok before I even address any topics I'd like to put this disclaimer. I have recently been informed that without a disclaimer I could be held legally responsible for what I say. hehehe. so here it is. DISCLAIMER: I would like to go on record as saying what I write about if purely for the information of those willing to read it. This is just for entertainment purposes and stuff like that. blah blah blah, I hope I don't get hanged la la la. darn look how small that got!!! Damn it all. hehehe. Now that you are all done laughing at what I just said and the entire legal system I will now commence with the usually newsletter motif. thank you 1rst: People when you email me with requests and stuff please make sure you put your IRC name with it. If not I will track you down and you will be shot. thank you 2rst: We have an airplane to carry on our invasion of Paradise, CA. (see issue 5 for info) but it is small. So, I've come up with a plan hehe. We will rent either a bus or Semi or Ryder truck and drive cross country hehe. Feel free to bring ne woofers of ne size so we can thump our way to CA. If we can get our hands on a bigger plane and a pilot (no one wants to fly with me, I asked) we will parachute in, cuz I can get a deal on parachutes. 3rst: If ne1 wants a back issue please email me with the number of which edition you wish to obtain 4rst: We are currently in the process of a Website race, cheer on your favorite coder. The racers are SupaDan "the BBQ man", Hell "don't call me fluffy" and phiber "my name is fluffy" optiks. GOOD LUCK TO EACH OF THEM. The winner will be my hero. The losers will be shot. thank you. Anarchy division: Where are my explosives and guns and missles? I have recieved no update. HURRY SQU -1: yep you guess it my Bday is June 14 SQU -2: D|ng0's is still June 11 SQU -3: m00's is May 31rst SQU -4: DBone's is June 26th SQU -5 phiberoptiks is now June 21 SQU -5 If I missed ne1, yell at DBone and email me ;) 423723-5470 I'd like to thank all of those who sent in your ICQ numbers or AOIM names (all 1 of you). 432-43: Those of you who Email me and say "Ice you made a mistake" I would like to say. I don't make mistakes, obviously you are on drugs. thank you Maprstly: Make sure you Download the map to that dick's house k? We are just gonna scare the shit out of him (I wonder is my disclaimer allows me to say "or knock him around a little bit"?)hehe. But there is a new plan if we use a vehicle instead of a plane. New Plan: Should we invade using a truck of some kind and here will be the operation. We will park the truck across the street from his house with the back facing his house. We will then suit up (hehe) with ninja gear or whatever (BTW ne1 got grappling ropes). Then whatever happens happens hehehe. Moneyrstly: I am going to price renting van, buses or a semi. I may have to ask that some money be sent hehehe. I'm dead serious. I will look for the cheapest thing. If someone in the group has a beast of a car or a truck Email me. Here's the Roster as usual Elite Bastards ------------------ For the sake of order Each Category goes into a Department and each founder heads one up. This way if you have trouble with a project or assignment you can report to the founder who is most trained in this field. And if you notice some of the founders are even under eachother's authority. To find out whose Dpt your in here is the key: D = DBone M= Merc. Iceman I = IMGLOWIN T = TROS E = ERGO *Founders* DBone - Dpt. of Program distribution and developement MercIceman - Covert operations Tros - Information and Security IMGLOWIN - Web Developement *Programmers*-D DBone MercIceman Asesino Ergo debug *Hacking*-M TerminalD DBone TiMbaLaND SublimE420 IMGLOWIN MercIceman debug *Warez*-D Disco_Stu Beowulf Freakazoid Ergo Imortal_X SublimE420 GDay ^pig^ *Phreaking*-E Ergo Pantyhose_Taro Master-t *Recruiters* GreatFire ***Everyone should be helping with this *Web Development*-I Disco_Stu IMGLOWIN Pantyhose_Taro Piett The_Warlo m00 debug phiberoptiks *Spys*-M []nFeRnO Ergo m00 MercIceman *Carders* Positions Avaliable *UNIX/LINUX Providers* D or M LordHackr *Cracking*-M Freakazoid Beowulf TiMbaLaND *NULL.Pointer Consultans*(Allies)-M Maxel StartX []StUeY[] *Channel Safety*-T david-naw hell Piett *Scripting*-D hell ImORtal_X AcId_BuRn Lark debug *News Letter* MercIceman *Information*-T Tros The_Warlo *Anarchy*- E Ergo DBone The_Warlo debug MercIceman *MP3* LordHackR Here's the Cast of 1000's DBone MercIceman Tros IMGLOWIN Disco_Stu Freakazoid Beowulf NIN_Swift Timbaland []nFeRnO Asesino LordHackr Piett TerminalD MaXel StartX Imortal_X David-naw hell SublimE420 []StUeY[] GDay ^pig^ GreatFire Pantyhose_Taro AcId_BuRn Ergo Master-t The_warlo m00 Lark debug D|ng0 phiberoptiks **Note If I have missed any names please tell me. HIT/SHIT LIST: Vince: IRC Jackass: Here's his currently known info: Target's IRC nick : Vince Target's Real Name : vince fitzwell morrison the III Target's Phone Number : 408-244-3191 Target's Home Address : 778 rainbow Drive California, San Diego, 99444 Target's Known Email Addy's : vince@bloodline.com, fr0sty@sprynet.com fun42@prodigy.net phr0zen@worlnet.att.net Target's Skills : graphics, html, hacking File .. Ended Next is the faggot mother shit: *Tyler, Jack AKA Lazyguy 6247 Bekcer way Paradise, CA 95969 Phone: (530)872-7354 * Be sure to get the map to his house, if we invade or if you want to launch missles at him. [DNA] He lives near Madison, Ontario. []nfrared FLIGHT <-- death to him bad!!!!hurt!!!!mame!!!!!! Ice's Political Views (Feel free to email me ne topics you'd like my opinion on ;) ) Ok I'm goint to abuse my power as newsletter writer to express my political views. If you don't like this idea or my thoughts offend you. Email me. If enough ppl don't like it I'll stop. Today's topics "Death Penalty", "Gays/Leisbiens", "Political Correctness" Death Penalty: *MercIceman give everyone the big thumbs up* Gays/lesibiens: We should put all of them on PBS and give them a show about art and dance (incase you don't know PBS also is the station with Barney hehehe it's part of my conspiracy) Political Correctness: this sux: I'd go into more detail, but I don't feel like it K? fucking mailPERSON, damn shit FLIGHT ATTENDANT; well the whole thing pisses me the big one. and whoever thought up the whole idea of political correctness will be tracked down and shot. Thank you This concludes my political views. They would be longer and funnier but I didn't feel like doing that right now. Thank you Quotes of the Whenever: -- "IRIE!!!!" -- LdyPirata (Don't ask what it means, I did and she gave me this HUGE explanation that I think she made up >=^) ) -- "I'll kick the taste out of your shit!" -- Merc. Iceman -- "The Elite Bastards? What a bunch of pansies, you'll never come to CA to get me" -- Jack Tyler -- "m00!" -- m00 (got to keep him happy, he's got that crazy look in his eye) Lover of women and target of Mace Merc. Iceman P.S. my next issue will be the WAR!!! issue I hope hehe. Send in articles if you have them.